"DADDY, FINISH THE TEACHINGS!"

There is this fourteen years old girl who returned from school one afternoon and meets her father romancing with his secret lover on their long settee chair. She stood at the door watching them for about five minutes; then she knocked on the door.

And her father shouted, "Please, wait a minute!" They quickly dressed up and asked her to come in. When the lady had gone, the following ensued between them. 

DAUGHTER: So daddy, this is what you also do with mummy when l am not around?

FATHER: Exactly my daughter. You see, the time will come when you and your husband will do the same. Now, you have just learnt it. This is the road to the building up of your own family. I mean having your own children.

DAUGHTER: Daddy thank you. Now after both of us have undressed, then how would my feature children come?

FATHER: Daughter, it is not my duty to tell you; but when the time comes, nature will teach you.

DAUGHTER: But daddy, l stood at the door watching both of you for about five minutes.

FATHER: You have already seen everything, then why are you still asking me nonsense question? Spoilt child.

N:B. PARENTS SHOULD ALWAYS BE CAREFUL ABOUT THEIR LOVE ACTIVITIES! SOMEONE MAY BE WATCHING YOU!