THIS IS FOR ADULTS NOT KIDS! THIS IS FOR ADULTS NOT KIDS! THIS IS FOR ADULTS NOT KIDS!!!

The below ensued between Maria, a primary one pupil and her parents.

Maria: Dad and mum. What is 'PENIS?' 

The parents were embarrassed but to save the situation they said, "Maria, PENIS is a spoon. It is another name for spoon. If you don't want to use the word spoon, you can simply say penis".

Maria: Thank you Dad and Mum. What about 'FUCK?'

Again, they twisted the answer by saying, " Well Maria, 'FUCK' is another name for EAT! If you don't want to use the word 'eat' you can simply say fuck.

Maria: Thank you Mum and Dad. What about 'TOTO?'

As usual, they twisted the answer by saying, "Maria, Toto is another name for rice. If you don't want to use the word 'rice' you can simply say 'Toto".

Two months later, one Sunday evening, Daddy was celebrating his birthday. That evening, the large sitting room was filled to its capacity with his church members, pastor, friends and well wishers. There was plenty of rich and drinks for everyone to enjoy.

Now, Maria was served rice without a spoon and so she walked up to her mother in the sitting room.

After greeting them, she said loudly:

" Mum, l need a penis to fuck my Toto".

Now, what happened next?

Your guess will be as good as mine! 

This is an Eye-opener for parents and guidance that whenever the kids ask us any question, no matter how embarrassing it may sounds or seems to us, we should tell them the truth.