They would then look for the third person to complete the vehicle and that person would be their victim!
In such a situation, they always target an unsuspected female passenger!
One day, they waited for a female passenger for hours but none! Except males! They then vow that any male that comes up they will go with him, after all they were three men. Then a very huge looking man with a travelling bag just came up and said, "It seems you are looking for only one passenger, let me join you and let's go"
Just two minutes drive, the man's phone rang. He picked it and answered the caller. The caller said, "Lion, Lion, so you were able to subdue a whole ten men and took your daughter. We even hear the four of them died while the rest are on a critical condition in the emergency ward in the hospital. That served them right".
When they had listen to the conversation, they decided to drop off the man pretending that the vehicle suddenly developed a fault. The driver stopped the car abruptly and said, "Sir, it seems the car is faulty and it won't move. Please, take another car".
He then said, "l am a mechanic. Step down and let me move the car". And the driver said almost immediately, " Sir, it seems to be working now. Let's go'.
When the man had gotten off, the following ensued between them.
THE FEMALE: Men! That was a narrow escape!
THE FIRST MAN: Guys, you people know that l was the one who sat next to him. My body was just shaking all the while.
DRIVER: I almost urinated on my trousers when he said l should step aside the steering that he is a mechanic and he can move the car.
THE LAST MAN: I saw some bundles of naira notes inside the bag when he opened it to take his phone!
But it was like a situation whereby two fully armed hunters are passing a lion's den pulling a goat!
Woe to the lion if it should go for the goat!
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