LONG THROAT DEY KILL PERSON O!

There is this man, a single father. He lives with his twenty five years old son in a three bedroom flat. The son has a girlfriend who stays with him most of the time.

The man works in a plaza where expensive phones are sold. One day, he gave his son a tip on how to steal from the plaza. The son then followed the tip and he succeeded in stealing three phones which were , SAMSUNG GALAXY, IPHONE 7 AND AN ITEL . The son took the iPhone 7 for himself, the Samsung galaxy for his girlfriend and gave the itel to his father.

The father became mad at his son and he said to him, "Look here you this little brat. How dare you gave me the low grade itel phone and your girlfriend, a Samsung galaxy? If you know what is good for you, just go back to the plaza and steal a better phone for me".

 And the son said, "Dad, what you asked is impossible because l will be caught". His father then said, "ln that case, make it legally. Go and tell them to change it to either SS MAX or Techno spark 7 or both of us will go and report ourselves to the police".

SON: Dad, it seems kirikiri or Kuje prison is calling you. If any stupid thing happens, off l will escape and you will spend the rest of your life in jail. I swear". 

FATHER: Am l not the one who gave you the racket?

I gave you the information and that means, mine should be the best and not the least. Without my information, no phones.

SON: l know that you gave me the link but you should know that he who shows the ripe palm fruits and he who climbed up the palm tree, who took the actual risk? Had it been that l was caught, would you agree that you gave me the information? The answer is  'no'. Dad, please be contented with what you have or you will expose yourself.

The father is not satisfied and so, he went and report his son to the company. The son quickly got the information and he escaped with his girlfriend. The father was held on the condition that he would only be released when his son submits himself to the police.

A year later, the son phoned his father from abroad told  him that he had renounced him as his father and he has also naturalized in a far away country and would have nothing to do with him again because he had adopted another father. "Hello my former Dad. How are you enjoying your kirikiri or is it Kuje prison? You will learn a very good lesson of life there. Bye!"