The man begged his wife to be patient with him.
She then decided to deny him sex pending when he would buy them. Whenever she wants to sleep, she would put on a very tight short and a pair of Jeans trousers.
Then one day, the man tied a towel and took a bucket of water and headed for their public bathroom. At the middle of the compound, he deliberately let down the towel and he became naked. The wife who was standing by, rushed down and picked up the towel and tied it back on his waist. The following ensued between them.
WIFE: What are you trying to do? Naked yourself in the public? Please, l beg you with God, don't disgrace me with your ugly nakedness. There are lots of women in this compound both married and spinsters. The next thing now, they will start to gossip that my husband has a very big manhood. Please, l don't want that type of embarrassment.
HUSBAND: What l did is call free advertisement. Since you don't value me, others will value me. For sometimes now, you have been wearing tight jeans anytime we are sleeping together. Since you don't want it, let another person who wants it come for it.
WIFE: Just listen to yourself. Which woman or girl will open her eyes and follow you, a man of fifty years old with a wife and five children? Don't waste your precious time. They will look at your nakedness and make fun of your timber which is as big as that of a gorilla.
If you like, apply any trick, no Brazilian wings, pomade and perfume, no opening of gate. The border is fully closed.
A week later, the woman was passing by one of the rooms and some ladies sat on a bench outside discussing. she overheard four of them saying.
FIRST LADY: O girl, what do you think about that cucumber that was displayed that day? I love its length and hugeness. What about you?
SECOND LADY: O girl, trust me. The second day after he displayed it, l went for it and l ate it to my satisfaction.
It is so big, soft and juicy. I am planing to make it as my permanent property. Trust me.
THIRD LADY: But someone owns it. Isn't so?
Should we take that which belongs to a fellow woman like us?
FOURTH LADY: I will not miss this opportunity. It is a free market for all. Tonight, l am going for my share of the national cake. I love big and long cucumber. I am going to chew it like no man's business. An open well is free for everybody to fetch. Any slacker is a loser.
THIRD LADY: I am not going to be left out. You people are right. A mango tree that is by the roadside belongs to nobody. Anybody can pluck it at anytime. Next tomorrow will be my turn. After all, the owner doesn't value it.
We will make sure we all taste from this big and juicy cucumber before our sister will keep it permanently.
The woman immediately ran home and got herself prepared. She went to the market and bought assorted cow meat and dried fish. She prepared a very sumptuous meal. She then dressed up seductively in a miniskirt.
Immediately her husband returned from work, she ran down and embraced him and kissed him. She pulled off his shirt and shoes and carried water to the bathroom for him to bathe. As soon, he returned from the bathroom, she puts the sumptuous meal on the table for him to eat.
In the night, she puts on a transparent nightgown. She then began to romance her husband to make love to her.
HUSBAND: Please, tell me. What miracle took place on my behalf? What is really happening?
WIFE: Any night guard who foolishly narrates the dream he had during his secret sleep on duty will no longer work in that company. Only the bedroom can legally see any nakedness and at the same time be free from adultery.
Let's forget. Keep whatever things you have acquired or else the rejected food will become the best food for others.
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