JOURNALIST: Now, there was this man, a pensioner. He was paid the sum of thirty million naira after his retirement. But along the line, his son forged the father's signature and withdrew all the money from the bank and lavished it on expensive cars and clothes for himself and his girlfriends. He also organized expensive parties for his friends.
Now, if you are in the father's position what would you do to such a son if he escaped after the crime?
YORUBA MAN: l must find him anywhere he ran to and make sure he is jailed for life. No two ways about it.
HAUSA MAN: If l catch him, l will bring him before the Sharia court for either one of his hands or legs to be amputated. But if l can't get him, then l will leave everything in the hands of the Almighty Allah.
IGBO MAN: Chineke-mee! Don't even talk about his running away. Except he is not on this earth, fine. Anywhere he ran to, l must get him down. There is no two ways about it. I will use him for money rituals to recover my money back.
I can't allow one nonsense evil son to squander my life pension and go scot free; no way! Money Rituals, Gbam!
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