GBA-GBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! Now, we know.

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A FATHER AND HIS DAUGHTER, WHO IS A FIRST DEGREE GRADUATE.

FATHER: My daughter. You are a graduate and l don't see any reason why you will still be languishing as an applicant.

You have three friends in Facebook who have the same equivalent certificates with you. One from Ghana, one from Mali and the other from Cameroon.

You told me that they gave you a link on how to apply for America job opportunity vacancy.

Now, both of them have been employed and they are presently working in the U.S. I wonder what you are still doing when you have the same equal certificate with them. The only thing is that yours is from Nigeria.

DAUGHTER: Father, certificates from the four countries you called have different values. My Facebook friends from Mali, Cameroon and Ghana have CERTIFICATES why what I have is SEXTIFICATE.

FATHER: What do you mean by CERTIFICATE and SEXTIFICATE?

DAUGHTER: CERTIFICATE is the one you merit as a result of hard study and perseverance why SEXTIFICATE is the one you get by sleeping with teachers, invigilators, lecturers, HODS and even vice chancellor.

This is exactly the one which l have.

And the father collapsed.