Sunday, 19 May 2024

GBA-GBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! AFRICA FOR REAL!

                            ABROAD AND LOCAL

                                        ABROAD
XHOSA: Jane, do you know that my husband, McCarty doesn't take care of my daughter and I as a father? Despite, his wealth. He owns three manufacturing companies and yet he can't Cater for us. What is your advice on this? I am fed up men! Oh, gush!

JANE:  Bullshit men! Take him to court men! He can't continues to violate your fundamental human rights and go scot free.
The law is there for you to vent your grievances.
The court will put him in his right place in the family.

                                  LOCAL

MAMA RITA: Ese my sister. Do you know that my husband, Papa Rita doesn't care for me and the children?
With all the money, cars and industries he has, I still manage to feed myself and the children. He spends money on small girls outside. What do you think l should do?

ESE: Mama Rita! Mama Rita! How many times I call you?
Two times. I nor know say you still be mumu like this.
Oya, get up. Na Baba Karagabaga aka OKUKUMAIKU shrine we dey go so.
Haba!  Why you never tell me since.
OKUKUMAIKU go make am like mumu just now and he go come dey pack money give you like  osusu.
Na wah for you O.
He go make am and he go come dey hate all those small small girls. Nor play with Baba OKUKUMAIKU O.

You nor see as my husband dey worship me like God?
If my husband dey go out, he go take excuse from me first.
All na the handiwork of OKUKUMAIKU.

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