Saturday 13 April 2024

THE REAL NATURAL RESOURCES!

A certain agency known as 'natural resources platform' once organized a cooking contest with an SUV and a cash of a million naira as the winner's prize.

Those participating were asked to used natural resources in their local environment to prepare their dishes and the time given shouldn't be more than an hour.

After the address, all the participants hurriedly left to get their food prepared. Within an hour, all the participants were back with their various dishes.

The organizers began to taste the dishes one after the other. But it was very difficult to pick the best out of the hundreds. Then, one of the participants came out and said to the organisers, "Why are you finding it difficult to announce the winner who is no other person but my humble self 
Go on and declare me the winner. I am already tired of standing. I want to go and cruise my SUV round the town".

And the organisers said to her, "madam, calm down. You may not even get anywhere closer to winning because the dishes are so many and each is as delicious as the other".

And she said, " No, l believed l am the winner because of what l used. All the other contestants ran down to the market to get their ingredients but l got all l used from the natural forest behind my house".

ORGANIZERS: Now, tell us what you used .

CONTESTANT: Mushrooms, lizards, snails, grasshoppers, spiders, crabs, leaves, worms, millipedes, cricketets, periwinkles, molluscs, butterflies, toads etc. This rhymes with the spirit of natural resources 

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CAN YOU REALLY BEAT THAT?

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