"IT IS NOT AS PRIVATE AS YOU THINK"

There was this rich oil company worker who got married to a very beautiful looking popular lady.

The man works offshore and comes to town monthly.

One day he was in town. His wife went into the public bathroom to have her bathe. Then, a certain man just opens the door without knocking and dashes into the bathroom to ease himself.

Now, the husband who was standing outside quickly shouted to the man saying, "Please Mr, someone's wife is inside bathing". But the man didn't come out. He eased himself conveniently and then came out.

Then, the following ensued between the husband and the strange man.

HUSBAND: Mr man, my wife is bathing in there. Why did you have to open the door the way you did without first knocking and dashed into it to ease yourself even when l shouted to you that someone's wife was in there, you didn't come out.

STRANGE MAN: I am sorry Sir. I don't know you are her husband. You see, l was so pressed.

HUSBAND: Now, you have seen her nakedness. As you know, a women's nakedness is only to be seen by her husband alone. Just a single person not by a multitude because it is a private part.

STRANGE MAN: I sorry Sir. You see, l am her personal doctor and l am here to threat her on a hormonal imbalance. It has to do with insertion of my hand into her private part to balance it. As her personal doctor, nothing that l have not seen in her 

HUSBAND: I agreed that nothing you have not seen in her but has she also seen everything in you?

STRANGE MAN: Well, she just seen it now and sometimes if there is heat when l am attending to her, l usually strip myself naked. So nothing is strange about her seeing mine or l seeing hers. As a matter of fact, she told me that she had dated six men before you.

That means, it is not as private as you may have thought.