Whenever the wife is in the mood too, she would say, "TORCHLIGHT" and the husband would also reply "OPEN FIELD".
One day the wife was going to see a friend of hers. Immediately she was about to enter a taxi that she just stopped, a friend of her who lives opposite the road said to her, "There was no light throughout the night; then how were you able to Cook the food?"
She then said to her loudly. "Torchlight"
The husband who was standing on the balcony heard her and he rushed down, but before he gets there the taxi had zoomed off.
When she returned about two hours later, hell was let loose as the husband accused her of infidelity.
He said, "No excuse you are going to give to me. I heard you loud and clear saying "torchlight to him". All efforts by the wife to explain to the husband failed.
About a month later, the husband was going to a marriage ceremony. Just as he stopped a taxi to go, a friend of his, who also wanted to go to the party said to him, "Where is the marriage reception going to take place? In the Hall or the theatre?'
And he replied him loudly, "Open field"
The wife who was standing on the balcony heard her husband. But before she could get there, the taxi had zoomed off.
When the husband returned, the wife accused him of infidelity. She then said, "What are you going to tell me? I heard you loud and clear saying "Open field" All efforts by the husband to explain to his wife proved abortive.
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