BOSS: Boys, l just received an intelligent report that some robbers with sophisticated weapons are heading towards your roadblock in a Peugeot 404 car and they would pass through your position. Standby as well trained officers and either get them arrested or killed. After that, then call me.
He then drove in another car which was not known to his boys, down to see how they were prepared. But as the officers sighted his càr approaching the roadblock, all of them fled into the nearby bushes to hide themselves thinking the car to be that of the robbers.
Two hours later, they called their boss and told him that they didn't see any of such vehicle.They said that perhaps they may have taken another road.
The boss asked them to remain in the roadblock because according to the intelligent report, the robbers must take that road to escape.
Some minutes later, the robbers approached the roadblock panting: O boy, he be like say Yawa dey the road O.
But anyway sha, we go must pass. Come, Jaspingo, you and Chesterblaster and deadbody 90, bottle disgasser go cover the weapons why me and twenty years jaguda no more jail, go ready. You kaskara hold the steering well. Na go we dey. Ekelebe or no Ekelebe, na go.
But nobody was at the roadblock! And so, freely they passed!
And so when the officers saw that they must produce a favourable report to their boss, they decided on a trick, they fired all their bullets and expended every ammunition in with them. They then called their boss and told him that they had encountered the robbers and they narrowly escaped because the robbers were armed to the teeth and they were no push over. They also said that they were overwhelmed as their bullets got exhausted.
The following ensued between the boss and the officers as they came to him.
BOSS: You see, if you put a million photograph of well combat ready policemen and soldiers in a room with gold,
It will not stops robbers from stealing the gold because ordinary photographs are as good as nothing.
I believed that had it been the energy which you officers used to contrived and concocted those lies, was used to manned the roadblock, you could have either arrested the robbers or even shot them dead.
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