Now, there were five guys in the bus. As the journey progressed, the guys looked at the lady and then looked at one another and smiled. It was then, she realized she was in the wrong bus and so she applied a trick.
She pressed a certain button on the phone and the phone rang as if someone was calling her and she put on the earmuffs and started a conversation thus:
LADY: Hello baba, good morning, l can hear you sir.
No baba, l haven't got a full man. That was why l told you l should buy human parts instead, for the rituals but you said, it must be a full grown up man.
I can hear baba. I am listening.
Alright, you said l should put my phone on the ground and leave it. And that anyone who takes it will walk down to the shrine himself so that l can use him for the rituals.
Okay, baba, l am inside a bus now with the phone and immediately l get off, l will drop it on the ground for my millions.
Thank you wise one. Had it been you told me this since, by now l could have gotten a man very easy.
And the robbers drove further and they stopped and said to her, "You this useless devil, come down from our bus fast fast. Look you this small girl dey look for person wey you go take do money rituals.
You go waka go front".
Immediately, she got off, they drove off without even collecting her fare.
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