Saturday 6 April 2024

GBA-GBOS LIVE! A star joke of the week!

The following took place in a certain college of education.

Now, the third year students in biology department were given a home assignment.
The assignment was that the female students should draw the male genital organ while the male students should draw the female genital organ.

The female students should submit their scripts to a particular young female lecturer while the males are also to submit theirs to a young male lecturer.

Now a certain female student came first as her drawing was judged the best.
Meanwhile a male student also came top amongst the males' scripts.

The female lecturer then called the female student who got the best drawing and the following ensued between them.

FEMALE LECTURER: Now, how come you were able to draw the male organ so perfectly? It is just too beautiful.

FEMALE STUDENT: I looked at my boyfriend's own to draw.

FEMALE LECTURER: So, you mean, your boyfriend's own is this beautiful?

FEMALE STUDENT: This is even ugly compared to it in physical. It is so big, long and hard.

FEMALE LECTURER: In that case, tell him to come to my house on Sunday in the evening. Because, l have to strip him naked and look at it to mark your script so that you can have distinction.

FEMALE STUDENT: Should l come with him?

FEMALE LECTURER: No, your presence is not necessary.

FEMALE STUDENT: I hope nothing is going to happen between both of you?

FEMALE LECTURER: Now, let me ask you. When you were looking at it to draw, did anything happen?

FEMALE STUDENT: Immediately nothing happened, but two minutes after the drawing; something happened. 

FEMALE LECTURER: Alright, immediately nothing will happen, but two minutes after the marking something can also happen.


THE FOLLOWING ENSUED BETWEEN THE YOUNG MALE LECTURER AND THE BEST MALE STUDENT.

MALE LECTURER: How come you a male was able to draw  the female genital organ so perfectly, even better than the physical one?

MALE STUDENT: I looked at my girlfriend's own to draw.

MALE LECTURER: So, you mean, your girlfriend's own is as beautiful as this?

MALE STUDENT: This is even ugly compared to it in physical. It is so soft and tight.

MALE LECTURER: Tell her to come to my house on Sunday in the evening because l have to strip her naked and look at it to mark your script so that you can have distinction.

MALE STUDENT: Do l have to come with her sir?

MALE LECTURER: No, your presence is not necessary.

MALE STUDENT: I hope nothing is going to happen between both of you?

MALE LECTURER:  Did anything happen between both of you when you were copying it?

MALE STUDENT: Not immediately, but two minutes after the drawing, something happened.

MALE LECTURER: Alright, immediately nothing will happen, but like two minutes after the marking, something will happen.

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