GBA-GBOS LIVE! Some Questions Have No Answers!

Once upon a time, a certain professor came to a television station and announced to the public that he would be in a certain guest house to attend to the people by answering their questions especially those that have to do with nature. It was announced that any question you have about anything on earth the professor would answer it with ease. It was also announced that he was naturally endowed with both knowledge and wisdom to answer everything about creation. The gate fee was five thousand naira per an individual.

Now a certain young man named "Raga" who has been confused about nature saw it as an opportunity for him to ask some of the questions bordering him for long and probably get a satisfactory answer. The following ensued between them.

RAGA: Sir, l am very happy to have been alive to meet with you one on one today. I am confused about nature and that is why l want to know from you 'wise one' if nature a times make mistakes.

PROFESSOR: No, not at all! 

Nature can't make mistakes and will never make mistakes.

It does things correctly, no iota of mistakes in its works.

RAGA: Now sir, we are four males in our family. The others have perfect male genital organs but mine is extra large.

It is almost equal to my leg hence l am always wearing Agbada, a local flowing robe to cover up my extra large manhood. If l don't do that, people will think l am a keke napep with three legs. I have been searching for a female to marry as a wife over the years but no female could risk me as a husband due to my extra large manhood. Now professor, is this not a natural error?

PROFESSOR: No comment!

RAGA: Again sir, during my secondary school days, my teacher has very big ears which can only be equated to an elephant trunks!  Because of this abnormal features, the students nicknamed him, 'COVEN STANDING FAN'  "LORRY FAN BELT, ANCESTRY TRAY".

Now, is this not error in nature because every other person's ears and manhood look perfectly.

PROFESSOR: No comment.

RAGA: It seems you people have to refund my money because our professor doesn't know that nature can't be explained. If you play with it, you would be disgraced!