GBA-GBOS LIVE! Push me, l push you. Turbo liquor! This is Akpeteshi in full operation.

               ALCOHOL IS DOING ITS JOB PERFECTLY.

COMPLAINANT. Officer, my neighbour just stole my money and he is threatening me with a knife.

I want you to come and arrest him.

OFFICER: Staggering, alright, write down your statement.

                    FIFTEEN MINUTES LATER.

COMPLAINANT: l am done sir.

OFFICER: Still, staggering: Corporal, dump her into the females'  cell. 

COMPLAINANT: Officer, l am the one who came to report the case, the complainant.

OFFICER: You will tell me who is the law where you studied law. Nonsense.