Tuesday, 2 April 2024

GBA-GBOS LIVE! "Daddy, l want to know what l don't know. No offense for that".

JUNIOR: Daddy, is it true that lawyers and judges are a times buried with their profession attires? Example was the late Chief Obafemi Awolowo, who was buried with the full wigs, gown and shoes of a senior Advocate Of Nigeria, SAN.

FATHER: Yes, my son; you are right.

JUNIOR: It would be good for everyone to be buried with whatever things he or she used as working tools.
Like you daddy, as a carpenter will be buried with hammer, saw, nails and measurement tape.

FATHER: Exactly, my son.

JUNIOR: Mechanics to be buried with, spanners, screwdrivers etc.

FATHER: Exactly, my son.

JUNIOR: Casket dealers with caskets inside their grave.

FATHER: Yes my son, exactly.

JUNIOR: Police and army with bullets and rifles.

FATHER: Exactly, my son.

JUNIOR: A driver, with a car.

FATHER: Yes, exactly my son.

JUNIOR: Prostitute, Ashawo, with a manhood and testes.
That is, plick  and blokos.

FATHER: Now, Junior enough. That is nonsense.

JUNIOR:  But daddy, l want to know.

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