YEYE DEY SMELL LIKE HE GOAT.

                         BEFORE AND AFTER ELECTION.

                               BEFORE ELECTION.

SHEGEGE GROUPS: I address all of you today as the leader of these groups. As you all know, we are about four million members nation wide. Our next leader is Kokoboko.

I advise all of you to vote for him. 

Nobody, l repeat, should vote for Katakata.

He is a failure! We can't vote an illiterate and a tout.

OKAMUKA GOSPEL MINISTRY: Today, l the man of God prophesy to you that our next leader is Kokoboko. The Lord has shown me that he is the next leader.

He has all its takes to rule over us. I hereby advise all of you to cast your votes for him.

Katakata is an illiterate and local thief. Nobody should vote him. The Lord has told me that what happened to Pharaoh and Nebuchadnezzar, will also happened to Katakata.

                                  AWAITING RESULTS!

                                    

                                        THE GROUPS:

We thank all of you for voting our choice candidate, Kokoboko.  After the results, katakata's eyes will clear when the results will be announced. Even a single vote, he won't get because we mobilized the people well against him. We sent thugs to snatch ballot boxes in anywhere he was winning. We solidly frustrated him by using thugs to cause fight in all his strongholds. Stupid man. Come and win election and let us see.

                          RESULTS ANNOUNCED!

Katakata of the Damudamu party having satisfied the requirements by pulling a total of XYZ votes is hereby declared the winner and elected!

              A MONTH LATER. PILGRIMAGE STARTS!

                        INSIDE GOVERNMENT HOUSE.

                        SHEGEGE GROUP:

Congratulation your Excellency. We knew that you will surely make it. Hence l told all the members of our group to cast their votes for you. Your victory is a welcome development.

As your supporters, my group and l are ready to work with you. On the eve of the election, we were running helter skelter to make sure you win. And today, you have won!

OKAMUKA GOSPEL MINISTRY: Your Excellency, my God has done it again! I told all the members of my ministry to cast their votes for you because the Lord has revealed to me that you are our next leader. As a man of gods l asked all my members to go on a twenty four hour dried fasting.

The Lord has told me that you are the man after his heart.

Just as God sent Moses to Savage the Israelites, were you sent to save our people.

                GBA-GBOS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER!