GBA-GBOS LIVE NO DUPLICATE! ( When Jeep and dollars closed the mouth of truth )

                            IN AND OUT OF A WELL

There was this ancient well in a certain village.

At a time, it became a source of controversy because all the villagers seemed to have met it. One amazing thing about it was that it has three rings against every other well in the locality.

But nobody seemed to owned it.

At a time the state governor sent for all the historians to come and speak on the history of the well and whosoever that can speak convincingly about its origin would get a cash gift of five hundred dollars in addition to a brand new bulletproofed Prado Jeep.

On the day of the conference, all the historians were fully seated and the moderator too was there to supervise them. Now, there was an elderly man amongst the historians who was not a historian. And so the question and answer started with the first historian. But surprisedly, the elderly man continued to oppose and dismissed all his claims.

IST HISTORIAN: Well, the well was constructed about two hundred years ago.

ELDERLY MAN: Never!

IST HISTORIAN:  Before it was constructed, there was a human sacrifice.

ELDERLY MAN:  Nothing of such.

IST HISTORIAN: It took about forty men to construct the three mighty rings.

ELDERLY MAN: Nothing but lies.

IST HISTORIAN:  Mr Moderator, l thought you invited us historians here to speak the fact, but to my disappointment, an illiterate who knows nothing about history is just here to destruct the smooth process.

Please, we need truth and fact  and not liars and their lies.

Please, take him out of this arena.

Now, after its construction, the people were not allowed to drink water from it for seven days.

ELDERLY MAN: Nothing of such. The people were asked to drink from it almost immediately.

IST HISTORIAN: Mr moderator, who is this illiterate who wants to reap where he didn't sow?

MODERATOR:  Well, he is the man who constructed it in 1902.  He is the owner!,

IST HISTORIAN: Why didn't you tell us that you were bringing the real owner to speak the truth?

Don't you know that when Jeep and dollars is mentioned, the truth will be murdered!

I beg let me go. It is a bad market.