GBA-GBOS LIVE! ( You people have turned this platform into liars' platform )

There was this matchmaking platform which was being organized by a certain radio station.

Only bachelors and spinsters are allowed to participate in it. The rule was for you to call and then introduce yourself.

The below are some funny interactions.

MAN: Hello, my name is Paul. What do l call you?

LADY: Hello, my name is Jane. What do you do for a living?

MAN: I am the DG, water resources management here in town 

LADY: DG water resources management here in town?

But that is exactly my position in that company 

MAN: Which of the water resources management?

LADY: The domestic water we drink, bathe and wash with.

MAN: I am sorry. I am the DG of rivers, seas and ocean waters resources.

LADY: Liar, and the man cuts the call.

                              ANOTHER CALL.

LADY: Hello, my name is pela. What is your name and where do you work?

MAN: Hello dear, my name is Major Joel. I am a major in the police force.

LADY: A major in the police force? I have never seen a police major. Now, where do you hang your rank?

MAN: Sometimes, l hang it on my shoulders but most times, l hold it with my hands because it is long and heavy.

LADY: Get out! You are a bloody recruit, no rank.

                                 YET ANOTHER CALL.

LADY: Hello, l am Tina by name. I work with MPP GLOBAL ENGINEERING SERVICES as the permanent secretary.

What is your name and where do you work?

MAN: Permanent secretary in MPP Global Engineering Services? That is exactly the position of my wife in that company. You are a bloody liar.

LADY: You are also a liar because as married man, you don't suppose to call on this platform.

                                   ANOTHER CALL.

MAN: Hello lady, this is, Dr, Chief, Honourable, prince Alhaji JP, Duke, calling from London. No need of plenty talkings. From your lovely and sexy voices, l am very sure you say l be your husband already.

I am stay in a Bungalows mansions. I am use a Toyota Range Rover plane. I am live in London. And l am transport from London to America to brushes my teething and charges my phones. I am a Londonian and Americanized. I am lover you.

LADY: Hello shame, no need to talk with you.

You are hopeless, jobless, houseless, educationless, senseless, brainless and lifeless.