GBA-GBOS LIVE! Oh! God, why did this foreigner collapse over a minor issue now?

A foreign journalist was going on a tour with his friend, a local journalist.

FOREIGN JOURNALIST: Men! See over there is your president going on a special mission. Splendid!

I can court thirty bulletproofed tinted glasses Prado Jeeps with ten fully loaded Hilux cars of law enforcement agents.

LOCAL JOURNALIST: No! No! No!!! That is not Mr president. It is a senator going to a village to commission boreholes.

FOREIGN JOURNALIST: What if Mr president, how would the convoy be, men?

LOCAL JOURNALIST: Five hundred Prado Jeeps.

Each of the different uniform men in the country would have fifty vehicles. Helicopters with gunships. 

Jet bombers and fighters.

Dogs, horses, hyenas, lions, tigers etc as guards.

Party men and woman leaders convoys.

SSAs, SSGs, special advisers convoys.

Illegal oil bunkers Union convoys.

Off microphone Union convoys.

Money laundry Union convoys

Budget paddling Union convoys

Assistant advisers convoys.

Religious leaders convoys.

Coven leaders convoys.

Cabal Union convoys.

Ghost workers Unions.

Area boys unions.

Infact endless!

FOREIGN JOURNALIST: Two hundred and thirty million boreholes for each of you. That is nice, men! Henceforth no shortage of water.

LOCAL JOURNALIST: Just four boreholes for his constituency project.

FOREIGN JOURNALIST: Bullshit men! How can he go to such a place with so much convoys and entourages?

With the present inflation in your country, the four boreholes would cost at most four million naira.

LOCAL JOURNALIST: Oh, no! About one point two billion naira.

FOREIGN JOURNALIST: For what?

LOCAL JOURNALIST: For four boreholes!

And the foreign journalist collapsed.