When a man comes to his family with his wife to be for the very first time to introduce her to the family, and the lady happens to be very ugly.
FAMILY MEMBERS REACTIONS.
MOTHER: Oh! Iyawo, our wife, welcome.
Sunday, my son, you really chose well.
ANOTHER MEMBER: She fine O
ANOTHER MEMBER: She be black beauty.
FATHER: She is a beautiful woman.
YET ANOTHER MEMBER: Make una nor eat the bread wey our wife buy come finish O.
I never eat O. The bread fine like am.
ANOTHER MEMBER: Our wife make you come born for us.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER THEY LEFT.
SUNDAY'S FATHER: Mama Sunday. This your son well so, abi eyes dey pain am?
ANOTHER MEMBER: I beg, mama and papa Sunday, una mean say that thing wey come here na your pinkin wife?
YET ANOTHER MEMBER: I beg, make he go return am from where he bring am.
ANOTHER MEMBER: Him face be like juju.
I hope, she nor put witch for inside the bread wey she give us O. See as the bread dey black like am.
BUT WHEN THE WIFE TO BE IS A PARAGON OF BEAUTY.
FAMILY MEMBERS REACTIONS.
A FAMILY MEMBER: Mama Sunday, you sure say your pinkin go fit marry this woman so?
ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER: Mama Sunday, this fine woman nor go kill your pinkin so?
If woman too fine, he nor dey fit stay marriage O.
YET ANOTHER FAMILY MEMBER: This kind woman nor go sabi cook O, na only buy-buy and to paint mouth and eyes she go sabi.
FAMILY MEMBER: She go finish your pinkin money O.
She go don waka and do ashawo tire.
THAT IS LIFE FOR YOU.
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