Anytime my news makes headlines in your papers, l feel fulfilled and important. It shows how important l am.
Gentlemen of the press, once more l thank you all.
PRESS. Your Excellency, when a man who lives in a mansion kills a big rat, he should not be too happy because a place to dispose it to avoid a terrible smell comes to play.
Whenever you see yourself occupying all the headlines shows the following:
You don talk anyhow again.
Because most of the time, you dey yab well well.
You dey fall your hand big time.
You be big man wey nor dey respect himself.
PAST LEADER: Is it as bad as that?
PRESS: Worse than that.
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