Let's fake our kidnapping.
I will hide you in my house and you will phone your company telling them that you have been kidnapped. And l will change my voice to tell them the ransom is five millions.
PHILIP: Why is it me that you will hide?
Why not hiding you and l will be the one to be in charged?
I don't trust you because if you can be treacherous with small amount just as three thousand naira, that means you will abscond with the money and leave me there inside the rooms to die.
It is either l hide you and l take charge of the business or you use your own feet to go to the police station and tell them about the plan or l will use my own feet to walk to the police station to tell them what is happening or both of us should go there to report ourselves.
JOHN: I am no longer interested.
PHILIP: Then let us go to the police to tell them that you are no longer interested.
JOHN: Which kind of trouble is this that l got myself into?
PHILIP: That is why you should not betray your best friend.
You duped me the sum of three thousand naira on the daily job l took you to. It is now my turn to pay you back.
Just come and enter the house so that l can tie you up or else the police will hear about the business.
WHAT A GBA-GBOS!
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