MR BLIND.

There is this broken windows and doors repairer called Mr Blind. He is well known in all the neighborhoods.

Daily he walks round the estates. As he walks, he says: Mr Blind! Mr Blind! Mr Blind!!!

Now, there is this lady who just packed to the estate. The second day, she was taking her bath when she  hears this man shouting Mr Blind, as usual. When she hears it, she thinks, he is a blind man begging for arms. And so, she brought her head out of the bathroom's window and called him to come over to her.

She then, walks out of the bathroom naked with the thought that since he is blind, he won't sees anything. Soon he is at the door. Still in nude, she opens the door. "Come in my dear and have some food" , she said.

As he enters into the room and sees the pretty looking lady in nude, he is surprise but keeps quiet. Soon the front of his trousers begins to bulge out. Suddenly, he urinates on his body. 

And the lady shouts, "You this bloody swine! You are not blind. You can see everything. What brought out the most holy water on earth now? Animal! Get out!"

And the man says, "Madam, hold your breath. I am not blind. I am Mr Blind by name; the windows and doors repairer. I can't just get out like that. At least, l have seen the unseen, can't l also touch the untouchable?"

But with the appearance of hot water, he flees.