One day, he came to the village to visit his parents. He came with an lpad phone. When his parents saw him with the phone, they warned him never to go out with it because the village boys were rogues and they would take it from him.
He looked at his parents and smiled. "Mum and Dad, it seems you don't really know your son. They are all kids and village champions. I learnt judoka, kungfu and karate from the two great legends: Jackie Chan and Jet Lee who are the king of judo. If anyone of those local urchins dare me. I will dismantled them with kicks and judo like a pack of cards".
His parents told him that the village boys were expert in practical fighting and were as fast as a jet and not theory.
He told his parents that no fighter can be faster in karate and acrobatic maneuvering than his mentors, Jackie Chan and Jet Lee.
The next next morning, he was taking a walk to the village stream when two teenage boys came up to him and challenged him. They told him that for peace to reign, he should hand the phone to them and run away as fast as he could without looking back.
He looked at them and said, "l am not the one who will teach you local urchins an unforgettable lesson but Jackie Chan and Jet Lee. These two guy's kungfu will demolished your bodies and your parents will pack your broken spinal cord, ribs, bones and teeth home in a polythene bag".
Before he could talk further, one of the boys stoop down and carried him off the ground up and slammed him on the hard floor with a loud sound and sat on his belly. "I am through with you, l am now waiting for Jackie Chan and Jet Lee", he said.
People came and pleaded to the boy to stand up from his belly because he was gasping for breath. He told them, that he would only stand up from his belly when Jackie Chan and Jet Lee come.
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