ABROAD: MANAGING DIRECTOR: Men! I just discovered now that all the glossary products have expired. They are worth billions of dollar. But nothing we can do. They have all expired.
Now, get some trucks and load them down to the garbage and dig the ground and get them all buried.
Five hours later, "Sir, we have buried them all. Here is the live video coverage and photographs of all we did".
MANAGING DIRECTOR: Thanks men, that is splendid! Good riddance to bad rubbish.
LOCAL.
SUPERVISOR: Oga, all the products don expired since last month.
OGA: Don't worry. I know what to do.
Two days time in a rural market.
I nor know money O! I nor know money O!
Make una come buy cheap things O!
Make una come buy quick O.
He go soon finish if una nor quick.
Na bonanza O
As country hard naim we say make we helep una O
Promo don come!
Dem cheap well well.
Na promo!
We nor know money O.
God dey see una O!
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