ABROAD: Men! I am grateful for completing the hard training safely. I am set to defend America and the American people from all our enemies. As a member of the law enforcement agency, l pledged with my life to serve with all my strength and loyalty.
LOCAL
O boy! Uniform good O. I hope you still remember that fine lady that l was dying for in our street. I really begged that lady for me to befriend her but she turned me down. I even kneeled before her but she asked me to get lost.
Imagine, as we just go on a pass. I landed in their place. As she saw me on uniform, all of them bow to me. Come see drinks and food. I ate, till my stomach almost bursts.
I enjoyed her till the next morning. Guy, when they saw me on my well starched and iron uniform, they bow.
My next target now, is my former landlord's son who threatened to stab me with a broken bottle last year. I will so deal with him to the extent that he would cough out blood. I will kick him all over with my boots and flog hell out of him. I can even kill him because, l am the law.
Why do you think l joined the force, if not to show off. Or do you think it is me that will go to fight bandits and Boko-Haram, make l go die throwaway? God forbid! Na wa for you O. That one nor join at all!
All the ladies who were making shakara and yanga for me before, are just asking for my phone number and house address.
I NOR KUKU TALK TO ANYBODY O!
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