GBA-GBOS LIVE!

There is this guy, a well known womanizer. He goes after anything in skirt. One day, he was in the midst of his friends and they jokingly said that if any man on earth should be awarded the certificate of womanizing, he would surely be the one to get it.

And he said to them, "l am not yet satisfied. I have not accomplished my sexual prowess. You see, l have slept with all types of females. The blinded, lame, crippled, epilepsy, leprous, deaf and dumbed, tall or short, dwarfs, albino and every colour.

But with my visit to the gorillas' zoo, l felt unfulfilled.

O boy! Come and see these beautiful looking female gorillas. Everything about them is wide and large. Large bottoms, large front, large chest and lips. Ula-la! 

I am seriously thinking about them especially how l can be able to navigate myself into the female gorillas cages to get one of them, even if it is for five minutes. That would be an everlasting experience and PhD in womanizing".

FRIENDS: Do you know what brought HIV/AIDS into the world today? Exactly what you want to do now.

WOMANIZER: Guys, forget that. All die na die. 

Man dies but once.

FRIENDS: Have you ever seen where a male gorilla uses a hunter's chest to beat drum and it scattered?

Well, in a few days from now, you will be chest less.