GBA-GBOS!

One day, a young lady boarded a bus that was being used by robbers to rob unsuspected victims. She was listening to music over her expensive phone. There were about six young men in the bus. One looked at her with a malicious glance. 

At the front of the bus were two pistols. And one said, "O boy. That lady that we took her ATM cards and phones initially tried to challenge us. But when l pointed the gun at her, she realized that we were not joking.

One of then said to the lady. O girl, let me see this your phone first. Like how much is it sold for?

LADY: About a million naira.

Soon, the lady got to her destination and she alighted without asking for the phone. 

They then said within themselves. "God really saved this girl. Had it been she venture to ask us for the phone, then she will go along with the phone to cool our nerves this afternoon".

Then one of the guys called her and said, " O girl, why didn't you ask for your phone.

LADY: For Long, l have been going from one shrine to the other looking for how to get money. Then last week, l met one witchdoctor who said that the only way for me to become rich is by money rituals. He then gave me the phone that l should take it with me anywhere l am going. 

That anybody who takes it from me will come to the shrine his or herself and he would use the person for the rituals that would make me to become a millionaire. That was why l didn't bother to ask you to give the phone back to me because he who uses a cow to set a trap knows that he or she will catch the animal that is more than the cow. 

And they said to her, "Common come back here and take your phone. Who do you want to use for money?"