SON: Daddy, you won't believe it. I had a dream and l found myself in heaven. What a beautiful place it is.
FATHER: Good, now tell me. How did you know you were in heaven?
SON: There were seven beautiful virgin girls for every man. Seven kegs of fresh tumbo palm wine daily for everyone. Seven gambling houses for everyone to play gamble. A lot of pretty looking ladies with hilly bottoms. Infact drinking bars everywhere. Enjoyment everywhere. Indian hemp, cocaine, codine, kolos, etc for everyone to high on.
FATHER: Holy ghost fire! That is hell my son.
SON: In that case, l will stop going to Church as from today. I prefer to go to hell instead. These are my hobbies because God will not allow me to take lgbo, Ogogoro and ashawo to heaven with gambling.
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