GBA-GBOS!

There was this guy who had a bet with his friends that he could woo a certain female soldier and she would become his lover.

He walked down to where she was sitting and drinking a bottle of soft drink and the following ensued between them.

GUY: Hello ma, officer.

MILITARY LADY: Hello Mr. How are you?

GUY: Fine ma.

MILITARY LADY: How may l help you?

GUY: You soldiers are very brave and powerful.

MILITARY LADY: Thank you.

GUY: You people always protect we the civilians.

MILITARY LADY: That is our duty.

GUY: You people fight war in the forests.

MILITARY LADY: That is our job

GUY: You can even beat at least ten men at once.

MILITARY LADY: Exactly.

GUY: Nothing like love in your dictionary.

MILITARY LADY: Not at all!

GUY: At times, you people flog civilians to nonsense

MILITARY LADY: Yes, those who don't know themselves by saying foolish things.

GUY: As it is now you are ready to flog any bloody civilian who says foolish things.

MILITARY LADY: As a matter of fact, any second from now you will see me in action and you will know what l meant when l say those who say nonsense things.

GUY: Please, if a stupid man enters into a military personnel's trap because of his cowardice, how can he gets home in one piece?

MILITARY LADY: If he gives me ten thousand naira and buys a plate of food with beer, l can forgive him.

GUY: With all pleasure ma.

And he walked down to his friends and begged them to lend him the sum of twenty thousand naira. They gave him the money in a jiffy thinking he had succeeded. 

He gave the military lady ten thousand naira in cash and used the remained ten thousand naira to buy drinks and food for her.

He returned to his friends looking disappointed. And they asked him when will she be coming to his place. And he said to them, «Are you people out of your mind? Coming to whose place? Look and  let me tell you people. I entered into trouble and l used the money to bailed myself out.

Can you go near a military lady and tell her that you love her? Please, let leave here. It is a bad market.

FRIENDS: Do you mean that within ten minutes, you threw away a whole twenty thousand naira?

GUY: Don't you even thank God that l was not given boot kicks and swollen lips and broken spinal cord?

FRIENDS: You inherited foolishness from the foundation of the world!

GUY: This is not a matter of being foolish or inherited foolishness but an experiment. Do you know how many billions of dollars and pounds countries like America, Britain, France, Germany, China, Japan and others spend to carry out experiments and yet fail to yield the required result?