There was this fifty years old man, a divorcee with four grown up children. His wife left him because of his dubious character. After his wife had left him, he began to womanise. He ran after women like a he goat. He had dozens of concubines. He did everything excessively.
As a driver, he Abandoned his job in most cases running after women from one place to the other. No matter, how far the place may, he would go on foot to see a woman.
Later, he ran errands for the concubines. He could do anything for their sake. At times he carried goods on his head from one market to the other for the women.
One day during the naira redesigned, one of his concubines told him that she wanted to celebrate her birthday in a very remarkable way. She told her lover to give her the sum of fifty thousand naira. Now, the man tried day to day to get money from the banks but to no avail. He began to talk to himself because he was confused. And the woman told him to be a man and stop talking to himself. When the birthday party was just five days ahead, the lady called th and said, "Darling, l have an idea.
Yesterday, a man of about same age with you collected all his money from his bank using a trick which l will also advise you to use. He has been going to the bank daily without a success. Then yesterday morning, he stripped himself naked and ran into the bank's premises. The bank manager was then forced to allow him to collect all his money. I want you to try that tomorrow morning because my birthday is at hand and l need to buy all that l will cook fast".
The next day in the morning, the man went to the bank and did exactly what his concubine told him. But it boomeranged as the bank manager phoned the management of the state general hospital to bring an ambulance to take a psychiatric away. Soon an ambulance arrived with three nurses and a psychiatrist and they drove him off to the hospital. They then called his children and the following ensued between them and the doctor.
DOCTOR: All the while your has been mad, why didn't you his children bring him to the psychiatric care?
CHILDREN: Doctor, our father was never mad. He is as sane as everyone else. His only problem is womanizing.
DOCTOR: That is impossible. Striping of oneself naked is the last and the final stage of the four stages a man passes through in madness.
First stage, he would become addicted to whatever thing he does. Example, if he is a womaniser, he would become like a he goat running after dozens of women at once.
Second stage, he would be going from one place to the other. No matter the distance, he must go to get whatever thing he wants. He won't care how far the distance, he could carry goods on his head.
The third stage, is that whatever thing you tell him to do, he won't object. He does everything like someone who is under remote or charms. Talking to himself.
And the last stage which is known as the "stage of no return" is stripling of oneself naked. Which he just did now.
Once a mad man strips himself naked, it becomes really impossible to cure. So what you will do now, is to leave him here for the period of four years.
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