THE CALM SEA'S SURFACE, HIDES THE DANGEROUS SHARKS.

There was this wealthy young man who has problem with keeping a woman at home. Although, he was very rich but he has a very bizarre destiny. Every 25rh of the month of June, he flogs his wife thirty strokes of the cane on her buttocks. Due to this bizarre attitude of his, women usually jilt him yearly. He was a very huge looking guy and his strokes make a very strong pains on his victims because he applies his weight to his hugeness.

After about six women had ran away from him, the seventh one decided to endure the flogging. The second year, the guy increased the strokes from thirty to forty. Then, the third year, on the 3rd of June, she told the guy that she was sick and she went to her parents' home to stay till after June. But two weeks later, another lady overthrew her and packed into the house as the guy's new lover.

Now, the wife from her parents' home got the news that another woman had taken over her matrimonial home. And she went to warn her to leave her husband alone. But the new lover fought her like hell. She told her that nature never allows vacuum. That the mango tree that is closer to the road has no owner and so, anybody can pluck from it.

She mocked at her and called her a loser because she would never allow her into the home again as she has taken over from her.

She advised her to go and look for another husband because she has already lost him to her and all the goodies that she normally enjoyed were now hers. The housewife then told her that the time would come when she alone would come to beg her to go back to her matrimonial home. The wife told her that there was something very nice  that her husband usually gave to her and she would never forget it. But the lover told her that the nice thing was now of her.

The lover told her friends that her new lover was a God

Sent because he was stinkingly rich. She immediately went and procured a love portion for her to be permanently joined together with the guy. That evening, she asked the guy if he would give her that nice thing that made his former wife to love him so dearly. The guy told her that he would definitely do that when the time comes. Then, came the night of June 25th. He woke her up and asked her to strip naked and lie on the bare floor.

The guy brought out a very long cane and said to her, "Dear, this is that nice thng that l usually give to my wife that makes her to love me".

After the lady has received twelve strokes, she cried in pains and the guy told her that he just started and he must complete the forty strokes. She could not bear the pains and she took to her heels in nude!

The next morning, she located the housewife in her father's compound and said to her, " please, madam, forgive me. You can go to your husband now and enjoy that nice thing. I am no longer interested. I need a man and not a killer'.

The housewife looked at her, smiled and said, "YEYE DEY SMELL".