HUSBAND: Darling, God has answered our prayers at last. I have secured a job as a private driver to one beautiful looking rich lady. She says, l am the one who will be driving her to and from everywhere she wants to go.
WIFE: Is she married?
HUSBAND: No, she is a divorcee.
WIFE: Are you going to be driving her to relaxation centres, hotels and swimming pools on Saturdays and Sundays?
HUSBAND: Yes, exactly.
WIFE: Are you also going to be keeping the car keys in her bedroom?
HUSBAND: Yes, precisely.
WIFE: Are you also going to be driving her to boutiques to select her skirts, blouses, undies and pants?
HUSBAND: Yes, exactly.
WIFE: Are you also going to be entering her bedroom to fix the bulbs?
HUNDRED: Yes, exactly.
WIFE: Are you also going to be entering into the bathroom and toilets to see whether the facilities are working properly?
HUSBAND: Yes, exactly.
WIFE: I am afraid, you have not secured a job. You will not do this job. It is not for you. What you secured is called SBSB which means, SECRET BOTTOMS SERVICE BOY.
That is not good for my husband.
HUSBAND: You are a Satan. Infact, you are satanic and devilish. For years, l have no job, now, l have got one and you are speaking rubbish.
WIFE: Yes, l agreed that l am satanic and devilish and your employer is a Jezebel who promoted harlotery. No way for ashawo banza.
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