Saturday 24 June 2023

STITCHES IN TIME SAVES EMBARRASSMENT!

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN A TWELVE YEARS OLD BOY AND HIS FATHER.

SON: Daddy, you told us that this twenty four years old lady who came to spend the holiday with us, is your daughter from a lady you met during your secondary school days.
But whenever both of you are in inside the room, l observe that you romance her. Do you have to romance with your own daughter?

FATHER: No, my son. It is not romance. It is deliverance prayers.

SON: That type of prayers with your arms to her chest and your waist to her waist, is it prayers to God or to the devil?

FATHER:  Shut up your mouth.

SON: Better, tell mummy the truth now before the truth itself will go and show itself to the whole world.
Because prayers offer inside room between a man and a woman always gives birth to a swollen tommy.

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