SPECIAL ANTIPOISON SQUAD!

There was a certain man who lived with his children and grandchildren. Because the little children were much in the house, he then bought a special Antipoison and kept it at home in case any of the children mistakenly eats anything poisonous, he can quickly give him or her to neutralized its effect. 

At a time, he noticed many huge looking rats in the house. The rats have been living well inside the house because there was much food for them. 

One day, he called his children and told them that the menace of the rats inside the flat is giving him headache.

And he said, "Tomorrow, l am giving all the rats quit notice. After the quit notice, l shall also sentence all of them to hell".

But as he was saying it to his children, the rats themselves heard him. He went and bought a very deadly rat poison and he mixed it with fried fish and spread it under the beds. The aroma of the fish was irresistible!

The rats perceived it and they went and drank enough Antipoison. Then, they went and feast on the fish. The man became very happy thinking that the next day all of them will be dead!

But contrary to his expectation, the rats became even more fatter. He became very surprised and confused. Then one night, he had a dream and the rats told him why they didn't die.

The man was bamboozled!