A lady went to the police station one afternoon to report a case of rape. She alleged that a man sexually molested her. Three policemen accompanied her to arrest the suspect.
But as the policemen got there they saw that the suspect was as lean as a broom stick. He doesn't looks like a human being. She pointed to the man on getting there.
The policemen then said, "madam, you gave us a wrong information. You should have told us that it was a skeleton so that we should bring along a coffin to put the skeleton. Anyway, lets go back to the station because we didn't see anything".
On getting to the station, the policemen told their boss that the lady didn't know the direction where the person who raped her lives.
Soon, the lady came to the station and she told the DPO ( Divisional police officer ) that she should be given another policemen.
And so another policemen were given to her. They got there and dragged the man along. But the man collapsed on the way and they have to buy cold water and pour on his body. Later, they carried him on their head to the station.
On seeing him, the DPO said, "you people are well trained policemen. Then why did you people go there and arrested the fairy the forest god down to the police station? Don't you know that it is an abomination to arrest the gods?
Now, you people have to buy four crates of eggs, palm oil, native chalk, plantains, cock and he goat and talk them back with him to his shrine".
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