One day a certain man who works as a town crier in a village ran home and began to pack his belongings. The people were surprised. They asked him what happened and he told them that a man caught him pant down with his only daughter and he had vow to kill him come what may.
The people then told him that it is normal for men to found themselves in such a situation and so, he should not worried. But he told them that going by the father's profession he has every cause to be worry and even run away.
And they said to him, "the worse person that someone should be afraid of in this type of problem is either soldier, navy, air force, police or a heavyweight boxer.
Even these people, we can still talk to their bosses and the matter would be settled in no time. So is that be that we can't talk to? If he is a king, we can still plead to him on your behalf. You are our best town crier here and we are ready to help you come what may. Now tell us who the he the fellow is".
And the man said, "well, he is the chief butcher. I mean that man that single handedly kill and butcher ten cows in the village daily".
The people then said, "if the butcher is the person in question, then you have every cause to be worried. He has no boss. A man that can kill ten cows and butcher them in a day can kill entire village people in ten hours.
Please, run for your dear life, we can't help you".
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