The following dialogue ensued between a mother and her twenty years old son.
MOTHER: My son, listen to me. Your father was killed when he went to snatch someone's bag because he was a pickpocket. Please, you are my only hope. I don't want you to toll the footsteps of your late father.
SON: Don't worry mum. My father's method of robbery was a manual local way of snatching bags and picking pockets. Hence he was lynched to death locally.
My method would be the modern sophisticated type where AK 47, would be my guide. My father died locally because he was local.
MOTHER: When you become sophisticated, the government would also kill you in a sophisticated way by firing squad.
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