Sunday 2 April 2023

MY PEOPLE PERISH FOR LACK OF KNOWLEDGE!

                  THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
                  NIGERIANS AND AMERICANS

A journalist was once asked if she can tell the difference between Nigerians and Americans.
And this was what she said.

"In Nigeria, a hungry jobless man or woman can just get a set of speakers and microphone and the next thing, he or she goes into the streets or market square.

Then the business of the day starts.
HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!!!
AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!!!
PRAISE GOD SOMEBODY!

The next thing, you would see, is gullible Nigerians trooping down to the scene. And the business would starts like this: I see a man here. He supposed to be a president today but the devil has held him down for years but today, that yoke has been broken and he is set free!

I see a woman here who is looking for the fruit of the womb for years but today, your salvation has come.

Rapa-papa-pa-rapapapapapa -sobobobobobobo- casasassadasabaka.

You are freed, in Jesus name.

AMEEEEEENNNNNN, MAN OF GOD, the people would respond unanimously.

But in America if such things happened, the next minute, an ambulance is there to bundle the mad fellow away to a psychiatric hospital for medical attention".

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