LONG OBJECT!

There was this army officer who became very embarrassed because of his seventeen years old daughter's wayward life style.

To make sure that no male visitor pays her a visit at home, he bought a giant and fierce looking female dog to keep vigil at the gate.

One day, one of her secret lovers came to visit her at home. The dog began to bark fiercely and was ready to attack him. The girl then advised him to buy anything that is long and give it to to her.

The guy then bought a long bone of a cow and he stretched it towards her. She ran forward and ate it.
As the dog was busy eating the long bone, he used the opportunity to sneaked into the compound to meet the girl.

After about an hour of been together, the guy stood up to go. The girl was accompanying him. Immediately, they got to the gate, the dog came forward fiercely to him. He became afraid and he begged the girl to please calm the dog down.

She then said, "Darling, there is no other way to calm her down unless you give her something long".

"Where can I get something long to give to her now?" The guy asked.

The girl then said, "very simple. Just take off your trousers and walk towards her. Being a female dog, she would be glad to welcome you".

The guy then said to her, "are you out of your mind? Don't you know that if I should do that, the dog would immediately castrate my organ off me?"

The girl said, "if you are not out of your mind, you would know that for the dog to castrate you would be far better than for you to remain here and my father will come and shoot you to death. Now, choose between castrate and death. The choice is yours. And believe it or not, one must surely happen to you".