A certain labourer went to work in an interior village one Saturday and he couldn't returned home due to logistic and so he passed the night there.
Being a very good Christian, the next morning Being Sunday, he decided to attend church service there.
But his shirt was very dirty and so he decided to buy a pair of trousers and T-shirt to put on to church.
He dashed across the road and picked a pair of trousers and a T-shirt at ransom. He puts on the T-shirt and the trousers and off he went to church.
Now, unknowingly to him, the T-shirt had two inscriptions. One on its front and the other on its back.
On the front was: "DON'T PLAY WAYO WITH GOD'S NAME. STOP YOUR FAKE PASTORSHIP"
On the back was: "NO WEAPON FASHIONED AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER".
Now, as he entered the church and sat down, the pastor saw both inscriptions.
Five minutes later, the pastor said, "today, we have an enemy in this church. He ought not to be here but I don't know why he is here. Anybody who wants to spoil my business shall meet with obstacles. I hereby fashion weapons of destruction upon him".
Later, as a first time attendant, the guy stood up to make himself known to the congregation as a visitor.
He stood up and the following ensued between him and the congregation:
VISITOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!!!
VISITOR: Praise the Lord.
CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!!!
VISITOR: Any weapon fashioned against us.
CONGREGATION: Shall never prosper!!!!
VISITOR: Shall never...........
CONGREGATION: prosper!!!
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