Sunday 2 April 2023

IS THIS SOUP OR PUUZ?

There was this single father with four children, the eldest being fifteen years old. One day, their father gave the eldest daughter some money to go to the market to buy things and cook.

She went to the market and bought all the items and brought them home. She put a bottle of kerosene on the table closer to the stove. Some soap with which to wash the plates, meat, maggi, pepper, onion, salt, pot, matches box and a knife closer to the stove.

She was about to Cook the soup when her secret boyfriend came. She abandoned the cooking and followed him. Before she left with the boyfriend, she instructed her youngest brother who was only seven years old to put all the things on the table inside the pot and light the stove and put the pot on the stove and cook the soup.

She returned almost the same time the father also returned from work. When the father her if the food was ready, she said yes.

After the father had pulled off his working clothes, he asked her to dish the food and serve it on the table.
She did, but as he tasted the food, he vomited immediately. "What is this?" The father shouted. She then went and tasted it herself. She also vomited immediately.

When the father became furious, she confessed that she was not the actual person who cooked it but their last born. The father asked the boy why did he cook the soup instead of her eldest sister. He said that the sister instructed him why she left with a boy.

When his father asked him what and what he used, he said that all the things on the table which are meat,  onion, pepper, salt, Maggi, soap, kerosene, matches And water.

"Wait, wait! Soap and kero.........what?! Ah! God, this animal prostitute daughter of mine has killed me", he shouted.

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