FOURTH HUSBAND IS DEFINATELY ON THE WAY!

The following dialogue ensued between a wife and her husband as they walked past a palm wine bar.

WIFE: Darling, do you know that anytime l see people drinking palm wine, l always remember my second boyfriend way back in the village many years ago? He was a captain when it comes to the consumption of palm wine.

And whenever l see a masquerade, l remember my second boyfriend who deflowered me. That guy was something else when it comes to acrobatic display.

HUSBAND: Then, what do you remember about me and would always remember about me?

WIFE: I always remember you whenever l see a man beating his wife.

REMARK: This woman would definitely defines a fourth and fifth husbands!