"That is even better", the prostitute said. The man then gave her fifty dollar.
"Oh, thank you very much!" she exclaimed happily as she took the money.
She requested for the man's phone number for another nice time. But as she took the money to the market to buy things, she was told that the money was fake.
She became very angry and disappointed in the man. But she pretended as if nothing had happened. Two days later, she called the man and told him that she would like to know his residence. The man then asked her if any problem. She told him that no problem but that she would love to be with him again for another good time.
The man then described his residence to her. She came and hell was let loose! The man told her that he had no other money on him. He told her to take it easy after all, both of them enjoyed the deal. As she continued to demand for her money, the man told him that there was nothing he could do about her problem.
As the woman turned to go, she said, "well, l am going now. But don't forget to keep a hundred thousand naira for the cure of gonorrhea, syphillis and staphylococcus eruse combined with HIV/AIDS because the private part that I gave to you was fake. It was not that of a human but goat's. Just as if l knew. You gave me fake dollar and l gave you fake private part".
The man ran after her saying, " please! Please! I will give you genuine money. How can l be cured?
The woman told him to first pay her and she would profer a solution to his problem. When he had paid her, she told him that he should bring the sum of a thousand naira and she would take him to the temple of a herbalist. When he had given her the money, she told him to go home as she didn't effect him with any disease.
HE LEARNT HIS LESSON IN A BITTER WAY!
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