There was this Nigeria guy who went to America to hustle. One day he a huge amount of dollar at the front of a supermarket and he quickly picked the the money and ran home. Unknown to him, CCTV camera picked him. Three days later police stormed his residence and arrested him for stealing.
He was arraigned before a competent court of law. But he denied the allegation saying he wasn't the one. A copy of the Qur'an and a Bible was given to him to swear with. He did it with ease. The court became convinced that since he swore with both the Bible and the Qur'an he was innocent.
Just as he was about to be set free, a Nigeria man walked out from amongst the crowd He then told the court that he can make the Nigeria man to confess if really he was the person who stole the money.
And he gathered some cutlasses and knives, irons and tied some black and red colour piece of cloth on them.
He then put a glass on its top and he filled it with local wine, OGOGORO alcohol. He then asked the suspected Nigeria man to come out and sit on the juju and drink the wine.
Seeing that the game was up, he said to the Nigeria man, "na your head you go take carry the load wey you dey gather so. The breeze wey you come blow open fowl yansh so nor good O. Na sango, Ogun, obantala, amadioha and olokun naim you joined together so. Dem nor dey forgive thief O.
Na food you wan comot from my mouth so O".
He quickly brought out the money and he was arrested.
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