There was this housewife who fled away with her secret lover. Her husband searched for her for weeks but to no avail. He then went and report the case to the police that his wife was missing.
He then promised to pay the sum of forty thousand naira to whosoever that can locate her whereabout.
When the secret lover heard the announcement on the radio, he went to the police station and told the police that he knows where the lady was. The police called the husband and he came with the money and they went to his house and showed them the woman.
The husband then gave him the forty thousand naira.
When they got home, the husband asked her why did she have to run away from her home. She confessed that it was a certain man that kidnapped her.
Herself and her husband and the police went to the man. Surprisedly, the kidnapper turned out to be the same man who led them to where the lady was and the same person who was paid the forty thousand naira bounty promised by the husband.
The police then arrested him and kept him in cell for days. He was asked to bail himself with ten thousand naira. He took ten thousand naira out of the forty thousand naira paid to him and gave to the police as his bail and he was set free.
When he got home, he still had thirty thousand naira left and he said, "this is not a bad business after all.
I enjoyed the woman and her husband paid for my services in a wonderful way".
Someone then told the husband that the man has been befriending his wife secretly for long. He then placed a local charm called MAGUN on her without her knowledge.
About six months later, the same man kidnapped her away and took her to another house. The husband then went to the police station to report the case to the police. The police knew it was the same man and they would also take part in his arrest again and so they told the husband to place huge amount of money to be paid to whosoever that would give information that would lead to her discovery. They planned that this time around, they would place his bail to be over the half of the money that would be paid to him.
The man then asked the police like how much they think would be proper. The police said five hundred thousand naira. The husband then agreed and he went home. The police then concluded that they would take three hundred thousand naira from the guy as bail this time around.
But as the guy tried to sleep with the lady, his manhood stuck inside the lady. After battling for hours to remove it without a success, they were finally taken to the hospital where the guy's manhood was amputated and he died!
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