WIFE: Darling, the dailies just reported that your opponent, the one who won the election has travelled abroad.
HUSBAND: Not again! I have warned you never to call that man my opponent but rather my enemy. In Nigeria, when you are contesting an election with someone, he is your opponent, but when he or she has won you, the name immediately changes from opponent to enemy.
This man just robbed you of your first lady and me of my Excellency. So, he is our capital enemy not an opponent.
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