Thursday, 23 March 2023

THE ACTUAL REASON WHY AKULA STOPPED GOING TO CHURCH.

Akula was a very smallish man, but his stature narrowly escaped that of a dwarf in a very funny way.

Himself and his wife and three of their children attended one of the these new churches. In the church, there were separate seats for children, women and men.

Akula falls into the category of the children by his stature. But he continues to sit amongst the other men in accordance with his age.

One day as the pastor was moving round the church during a prayer session, his eyes caught Akula. He was not happy to see a little boy sitting amongst the matured men. "Now, you little boy, common get up and go to the children seat", he yelled.

Aluka stood up and told the pastor that he was not a child but an adult with wife and children inside the church. But obviously, there was nothing on this man to show that he was an adult and not a small boy.

Even those sitting closer to him, told the pastor that they have also told him severally to go to the children's  section. As the argument was still ongoing, his wife and children walked down. Both the pastor and the church members became really surprised.

But yet, the fact still remains that judging from his physical appearance, he looks like a boy rather than a man! The real dilemma was that even if his case was a natural problem, then his face would show that maturity and oldness, but in this case, nothing of such.

The pastor insisted that he must go to the children section.  He then told the pastor that next Sunday, he would sit at the children's section. But that was his last day in church. He then resolved that henceforth, only his wife and children should attend church.

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